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Fuck
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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