This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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