we're blogging at a bar
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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