we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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