fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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