If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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