Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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