The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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