Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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