i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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