Just fell off a train. Bad.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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