We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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