we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
