i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I'm always down for nudity.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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