I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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