And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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