She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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