If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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