And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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