i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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