Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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