haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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