take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Randomize
