When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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