remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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