Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize
