I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Randomize
