we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Randomize
