Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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