IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
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