Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
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