were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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