we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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