I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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