I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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