North Korea, Best Korea!
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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