he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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