Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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