This is not my ceiling
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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