But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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