He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I need to align my fucking chakras
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