I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Thank you for not boning my boss.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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