How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
we're making bets on your personal life
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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