I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
youre lurking in front of me
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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