I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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