READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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