Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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