Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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