sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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