Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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